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0K so i thot abut shairng mi wisd0m /w u guyz! I no a lot of stuf no1 else noes so u beter reed cerfuly

#1
if u drink a lot of fanta n burb, den slowly breth out n chew its lik eetin an orang!

#2
u cant drink whil u doin headstends (do NOT try i trid it does NOT wurk)

#3
when som1 shots u in the hed ur not ALWAYS ded. I sen that in an anime n i wus amazed by dat.

#4
eliens do exist, i saw 1 like n hour ago and they do have FUR not kiding

#5
do not try to argu /w ur mom if shes lik min cuz she wil lose but not edmit it. she wil just say GO 2 UR ROUM ALFRED N CLEAN  UP UR MES god i H8 HER!!

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ok wtf i jus futured out that ther is a clock teling us when wi wil die wtf? right?!

so yez its 5minutz b4 midnite but sinc 2003 so WTF som1 change teh bateries alredy?? That clock is stewpid cuz it stopz n i think it sumtimez goez backwerdz or sumthin y wuld som1 want a watch lik diz? 

al it doez is causin stuf like HYSTRERIEA (lol lik diarea) n ppl start robing others cuz every1 dies son they think.

scintists sai the clok is baised on facts n numbers n homopoop lik diz but i think thei wer jus incapeeble of makin a workin clock, sux2bthem.

I tlk'd to mi mom abut the clok n we had an long debatez. She said thei base it on stuf lik radiation in teh air n stuf n i said PAS MAMA (french 4 no mama i think) n left cuz she is SO STUPID GOD I H8 HER WTF

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I wes in shol 2day lik evry kids n in shols ther wer ppl bulying me cuz thei think i lik men (homuseksualz is de terms).


Enywaiz dey sed my momz a houker n i said almust shes a hokage n thei r so stupid thei didn relize the pwnage thei went in2.
L8r thei were throwin stufs @ me n clas n i told on them cuz the techers lik me a lot. i dont hav a lot of frinds in shol sadly but on wow im on of teh kignz.

i wont tel u wich gild im in in c8s u wnt 2 suk up 2 get in, i get thit a lut.

Thei n shol dislike me cuz i pwn @ computr stufs 4exampl i no how 2 build a workin time mashin n i told m. Thei wer lathing.

Ignornt f0ls. I also tolt mi mom abut that n she was "no u cn't take ur pills Alfred" alfred is mi nam. I don want 2 take mi pils they taste lik mushroms n i dont lik mushroms god i hate mi mom I H8 HER

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Helo again freinds, i hav somethin new 2 wreit abut°! 

Tody i ben watchn Disnys Chanel (som ppl only say disny chanel but it belongz 2 disny so iz disyn his chanel : disyns chanel u n00bz) an i relized how h0rdc4re(l33t 4 hardcoer) it iz. Lik Kim Posibl that sho hoks me onto de TV cuz its so ful of actin, my friend Johannes said its remind him of Die Hard but i nevr watch thes adult moviez.


Ther ar a lot of uther showz on der that giv me CREEPS tho lik aladin. My momy keps sayinz wen i dont work 4 shool i wil live in a desert lik aladin som dai i h8 her. Then ther is this horor carton shou w/ som relly scary monster i onyl watchn it 1 tiem and onyl 4 1minutz cuz it wus so horible and scary. Its cald braceface and the main ppl is a monstr with a horibl robotmouth it's AHHH.

Ther is a show on disnys chanel that i lik tho itz carebares. My mommy said the shou is 4 litl kidz and no 1 @ shol likes me cuz i w8tch it AHHHS SHES SO STUPID

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helo all of u blog reeders n thanx 4 chekkin me out homeZ!!
im fairli new 2 writing stuf like thad but i hop to give u good fun an i hope u reed al mi texts.
Doxtors sai when u reed mi texts u will help ur brain grow 24% fastr iz tru ask dr.numen mi popz

wel i wil starts with mi reviu no!

ok hi guyz diz mi fist reviu of moviz mor 2 com.
I went 2de teatr with mi mom 2watch teh movi n it wuz HORRIBL!!1

It wuz veri long and i culdnt go peepee during movie cuz i thot i mis somethin but der was nothin 2 mis. Se wohl movi wuz horibl n when smurfman kild inkfaicmen i cried cuz it lookd so relistc.

I trid to reed the comix but i stoped cuz it had som kinda hard words in it, mayb  iz not maid 4 ppl in mi age.

nywaiz after teh inkfacemen deth seen mi mom dragt mi out of thetre n said iw as embaresin SHE IS SO STUPIT AHHR

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